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MonstersLikeWhoa
These fantasmagorical biohorror monster miniatures are from a new game called Kingdom Death which looks so fucked up in a good way.Mandy Morbid, our head miniature reviewer here at D&D With Porn...
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Many people who have blogs about games have recently voiced the opinion that RPG.net--popular gateway to all branches of the tabletop gaming hobby--seems to have becoming increasingly hostile to...
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The Alice: A PC Class for any kind of D&D
from A Red And Pleasant Land, the upcoming Alice module... Pic by me. Clicking makes it bigger.Alices (when male: "Alistairs" or, of either sex: "Fools") are unlike other adventurers in that they are...
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THE WIZARD!!!!!
WIZARD/WITCH (Magic-User Variant)...you start with your normal hit points and saves etc. Write those down. Do everything pretty much the way you would in your system.However, when you level up:For each...
View ArticleMost Plussed
A year (?) ago or so Blogspot started letting people add little plusses to your blog entries. Here are the most plussed entries since then...10 Mostly Women?Just an informal poll to see who besides me...
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RetroStupidPretentious Analysis
As Jeff once explained any RPG worth playing is Retro, Stupid or Pretentious.I took ten minutes out after breakfast this morning to look at the games I've played lately and subject them to rigorous RSP...
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Spinneskelle
FuckYeahJohnBlancheThe Spinneskelle is a ghastly automaton found atop spherical objects found in both nature and dark rooms deep in the recesses of stone mazes.It appears immobile at first, but any...
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The Monster Dispatches Me With A Sense Of Reverence...Into The Realm Of Anti...
Cosmic OdysseyJuly 1988byMike Hellboy MignolaJim I drew this so I am exempt from all mortal criticism StarlinSteve Colorists Don't Get Nearly Enough Credit The Color Here Is Off The Hook OliffCarlos...
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Zero Dark 29, 28, 27...
Been trying to think of why Robin Laws' GUMSHOE system works pretty well for Night's Black Agents (spies v vampires) despite the fact that all Laws' "players want this players want that, drama drama,...
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Three Neat Things Thursday and Devildog Slaughterfist
-So over at Tales of the Grotesque and Dungeonesque, Jack put together a d100 table of interesting rituals to use in Carcosa, your Cosmic Odyssey reskin, Call of Cthulhu, or anyplace else you need the...
View ArticleThe Most Dangerous Game!
As we all know, games are incredibly dangerous, and the older they are, the more dangerous they are.Whether you advocate for playing hide and seek or not, there are principles of the game worth...
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Grand Opening of Baron Blixa Von Vampirjager's House of Overland & Dungeon...
It was Superbowl Sunday and there were gargoyles.The halfling immediately ran into the dining room and Blixa naturally ran after, climbed the wall, and hid above the doorway on overwatch with a...
View ArticleRandom Tolkien/Jackson Element In This Hex
01, Swamp with will o wisps, site of ancient battle02, Brave, grave, dutiful halfling03, Dumb halfling04, Halfling mutated by ancient magic item05, Volcanic land, redolent of evil06, Evil-aligned magic...
View ArticleCliches
I was in the desert playing a crazed tweaker yesterday in a porn movie.Because that's pretty much always what I play in porn movies. But who cares? It's a porn movie.Cliches:I hate would-be-clever...
View ArticleThe Vivid And Continuous Joy Of Not Being Dead Yet
Watched the last 40 minutes of Barry Lyndon then went down Santa Monica.Got Connie, there's the kid crashing on the couch. Headed south past all the furniture stores.One of the houses on the block has...
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Two Dads Of The Apocalypse
So there's like this dad who reads all the parenting blogs and buys one of those high-end stainless-steel carriage-style shock-absorbent strollers so there'll be no long-term invisible spinal damage...
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Bar Bar Bar Bar Bear Eee Ann
Another alternative class.BARBARIAN (Variant On The Classic Class for DIY D&D games)So, start with the hit points and saves for a 0-level Fighter in your system (if it has a Ranger, hey, even...
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Random THORism In This Hex...
01, A monster disguised as another monster02, Dark elves in blueblack armor03, A box containing the power of all past winters04, A burning galaxy05, A creature from a distant land who seeks to supplant...
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I was thinking how I don't care about balance of group vs the bad guys.Like, then what do I care about?I just need to know it's possible--I just need to know that someone, somewhere, with some thinking...
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