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"The Internet Is Screaming"
"The Internet is screaming with the harm caused, Zak; this very conversation wouldn't be happening if you'd not actively hurt and pissed off a great many people." -Sean Patrick FannonWell 'the...
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The Teachable Moment From All This
...Now, then, is Mr. McNulty capable of having a civil conversation with Mrs. McNulty?Yes, your honor.And is Mrs. McNulty equally capable of having a conversation with Mr. McNulty? Yes.Good, then I'm...
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Mandy Morbid Interview, Hatter, Random Stupid Tax Table, Actual Play Report
There's still a lotta drama in the wake of 5th edition D&D being released with me credited as a consultant.But since all the drama just makes my publisher money, it's kinda stupid and the people...
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Actual Play, Actual Cake, Actual Princess Testimony
Good MorningEditing new I Hit It With My Axeepisodes...Connie left Mandy right…plus running an online game where like the players are sailing and ran into a floating libraryship and chaos pirates...
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Help Make The Ennies Not Suck!
The Ennies, EnWorld's annual RPG awards, are weird. Remember that year Vornheim lost best supplement to a bunch of dungeon tiles?I have no idea how that works, but here's the link to vote for the...
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They Should Be Put In A Pit With Wild Dogs
Still editing new I Hit It With My Axe episodes...Connie's video editing notesHere's some…well you wouldn't call it mainstream press I guess but literary world press--me getting interviewed for...
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Mandy Morbid on the D&D 5th Edition Consultant Thing
From her Tumblr…. More Reasons People Found to Hate MeSo, a long time ago I started playing Dungeons & Dragons. Well really I started playing Warhammer 40K first, and painting the minis while I was...
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Marilyn Manson On D&D--Live From Laney & Twiggy's Wedding 2014
Our party's intrepid halfling moves from strength to strength--last week she saved everyone from a total party kill after narrowly escaping being fat and she spent this weekend marrying a rock...
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George RR Martinism In This Hex
This was the most entertaining image I could find to go with this table.Paste your own NPCs' heads over these guys and make your own relationship map! D1001, Sword's hilt emblazoned with a rampant...
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How Dungeons And Dragons Is Totally Not Endorsing The Darkest Parts The RPG...
Courtesy Matthew AdamsSo, conservative game blogger Tom Hatfield ( @wordmercenary on twitter ) wrote a lot of things that aren't true. He looks familiar, right?Why didn't an actual news site take your...
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Apologies Plus Jerryrigged Sandbox Dungeon Construction Notes
First, to people who are e-mailing in apologies--Since Mandy's still in the hospital we may not be able to answer every e-mail coming in immediately--but, in general, folks sending apologies for...
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Fucking Save Goats
You know what's a big problem in the RPG industry? You people aren't saving goats.Look at them:We're goatsSave them!They're the Icelandic Goat ok? Specifically. The Icelandic Goat is an ancient species...
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Dear Angry Gamers, I Am Calling Your Bluff
Basically the charges against me and the women in my group have been totally debunked.Thank you, Molly.However, some liars are still lying and pretending they didn't lie or defending their right to...
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"…and the goat had a notable horn between his eyes"
--Daniel 8:5Animals are the most common monster in your setting.Yes, your druid can talk to them, but what do they say? Oh I want to pull your sled, hippie? No.Animals are political--flies hate toads...
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Converting To Type V?
I made my first by-the-book (ok, kinda by the the book, I rolled stats 3d6 in order just to see how that'd go) 5th Edition D&D character last night. Trullvenly the Slav, half-orc barbarian, noble...
View ArticleQuick 5e Character Generation Reference Thingy
I can't be the only one who wished, during character creation, these were all in one place for reference. So here you go, in the approximate order you need them…All the 5e Races (p17)Hill DwarfMountain...
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Vorn's Domain Path for 5e Clerics
5e Clerics pick a path based on their god's domain, which gives them bits as they level up. None of them quite fit Vorn--Grim, grey god of iron and rain, so I made this custom path.Vorn's Domain1st...
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Rock Stars play D&D. Rock Stars Play Fifth Edition.
In retrospect, it should have been obvious.Oh dark oracle which type of D&D will rock the most?Mmmmm….Vrock is close to rock….what else you got?Uhhhhh…nope.Pinching dog? That's kinda...
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D100 Witch Traits
If you're playing a witch or warlock, you can roll on this table instead of taking the usual level-up extra. Spells known, spell slots, saves, proficiency and combat advance as usual.To make a...
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Castle Psychedelic Panic Dracula
There are two Draculas.One is the proper Dracula. Proper gothic:Cobwebs, corridors, decay. Darkness relieved only by torchlight.There is (barring the occasional wolf or wife) only one real monster....
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