Anti-Camelot
This adventure was assembled by pasting the text of several classic RPG texts into one document, then alphabetizing the (60,000+) sentences using Textmechanic, then slowly scrolling up from the bottom,...
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Pit of the Demonweb Queen
This adventure was created by taking every line of TSR's Queen of the Spiders (which combines the Giant series and the Drow series), rearranging them in reverse alphabetical order using textmechanic...
View ArticleBecause Fuck This Shit
Lamentations of the Flame Princess, the publisher of Vornheim and Red & Pleasant Land is offering any book from its catalogue free to anyone who donates US$50 or more to the ACLU (that's American...
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In The Half-Court
(shockingly, not about basketball)Me and Patrick are working on some kind of Anti-Camelot project...Part OnePart TwoPart Three:Humans say there is no law in the Half-Court of the Half-King where the...
View ArticleVornheim Campaign Index
This is quite fucking useful:Matt Strom over at the Ice And Ruin blog has created (all by his lonesome without telling me) an index of all the world-material entries for my D&D game that are on...
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Man have you seen the TSR UK Series?
 For some reason, people like to wax poetic about old TSR modules like Keep on the Borderlands (What if nearly-identical monsters lived in nearly identical caves?!?) and the Giants series (What if you...
View ArticleWe Are Having The Desired Effect
This came through for Patrick and me via the Satyr Press mailbag...Hi guys,I'm of that generation where I could be lifted right out of Stranger Things.  I picked up the red and blue books a few years...
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We Eat Blood And All Our Friends Are Dead. Now available.
So my friend Sarah Horrocks (writing and art) and I (also writing and art) did a video game for White Wolf--the Vampire: The Masquerade people. It's called We Eat Blood And All Our Friends Are Dead,...
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Paintings: Black Metal Amazons of the Devoured Land
Slowwwly but surely working on pictures for Black Metal Amazons of the Devoured Land coming sometime (never ask, if we knew we'd tell you) from Lamentations of the Flame Princess. These are finished...
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Zak Smith vs Adrian Smith, Final Round
Alright, third try at doing an homage to this Adrian Smith piece from Realms of Chaos for my book Black Metal Amazons of the Devoured Land.(You can click all these to enlarge)So, to review. Here's...
View ArticleThe Cost of Being Creative, The Cost of Lying
Seven years ago, when I first started to click and google my way into the online RPG community, here’s what I (like most people) saw:1. Hundreds of people who were trying—often quaintly, sometimes...
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Things Underlined So Far in "Gormenghast"
I picked up a copy while visiting Scrap Princess...a python! Even at that ghastly and critical moment I could see what a beautiful thing it was. Far more beautiful than my old brute of a mule. But did...
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Demon City
An all-new horror game by Zak Sabbath (and maybe some other people later, when they're finished with what they're working on now).Donate to Patreon to help get it made here.Murder, corruption, death,...
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Anti-Camelot Denizens
First: And the big news this week is my Demon City RPG starting up--check it out if you want to support.Anyway, False Patrick and I are still working on Project Anti-Camelot or the Eclipsed Lands or...
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Downtime In Demon City
This is for the new game I'm building from scratch--Demon City.The pitch is here, the Patreon is here....and at the current rate of funding I'll be done writing and painting it in a year.I've added a...
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You Can't Use Light To Talk To Mold
If there's one thing I know about Maze of the Blue Medusa, it's that it's overrun with Chameleon Women.Now, for most parties, this is a problem, because they have machetes and want to cut you. Also...
View ArticleThe Outstanding Questions/The Nazi Games Again
Recent statements by Jessica Price over at the company that makes Pathfinder have sparked some Internet debate about Internet debate.All I'm going to say about that here is while no you don't have to...
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We Have A Winner! (Thought Eater)
The final-round votes have been tallied and Paul Hughes is the winner of the Thought Eater Essay contest!Paul's winning essays, voted on by the readers were:Round one: The first essay about cuteness...
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Hunter/Hunted in Demon City
There's a clue. They roll, or scan the handout of the crime scene. They don't get the clue.This is usually presented as a minor apocalypse in horror/mystery type games. Whatever can be done?Call of...
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Getting Things Done In Demon City
More Demon City--donate to the Patreon here. I think I'm doing some new Druid spells for 5e tomorrow.Demon City will be pretty rules-lite, but I've given some thought to how the rules it does have will...
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