So, if you're like me, you're sick of rolling random wilderness encounters in a sandbox campaign and then it just says like "57-Ghost" or "34-Venomous snake" and then I'm like "Fuck who wrote this table?" and then having to be like "Oh right, I did".
So I wrote a whooooooole big table of wilderness encounters with
91 Halfling(s) moving to a new home in elven, human, or dwarven lands (d4).
92 Halfling(s) on so many drugs just vibing.
310 Gnoll hunting party taking prey—as Hunting Party above. Taking: 1-7 Herd of deer, 8-11 sheep and goats, 12-17 wild horses, 18-19 giant monster, 20 unicorn.
100 Goblin encounters, like:
522 Goblin scouts “surveying” (pointing to random landscape features, holding a telescope) (d6).
523 Goblins carrying off a random hogtied NPC (roll d100 on Civilians table) (d6).
524 Goblins teasing local children (d6).
600-699 LOCATION ENCOUNTERS
600 A colossal hollow statue of Vorn, now in pieces, houses three ogres who live in its upturned head.
601-608 Ghosts etc.
601 (Night) Inexplicable corpses, a few hundred feet from the road, the work of a banshee haunting a lonely moor—the ghost of a woman murdered by the local lord. Bringing the lord to justice sets her to rest. (Day) Just the corpses.
602 (Night) Inexplicable corpses, drowned in a shallow swamp, the work of a banshee—the ghost of a woman drowned by the local lord. Bringing the lord to justice sets her to rest. (Day) Just the corpses, visible from a bridge over the swamp water.
603 (Night) Inexplicable corpses, drowned in an old well near the road, the work of a banshee haunting a well—the ghost of a woman drowned by the local lord. Bringing the lord to justice sets her to rest. (Day) Just the corpses in the well.
604 (Night) Inexplicable corpses, dead in a ruin the road to which the party may be drawn by horrible weather, the work of a banshee haunting the ruin—the ghost of a woman drowned by the local lord. Bringing the lord to justice sets her to rest. (Day) Just the corpses in the ruin.
605 Massive extending graveyard, site of a first-war battle between goblins and elves. Possessing ghosts will attempt to take control of party and force them to kill each other.
606 Plague pit marked by crude stone grave markers. (Night only) Danse macabre skeletons will play their song and try to get the party to kill themselves.
607 Lonely farm, dilapidated and abandoned, a haunted scarecrow stands in the field. Only holy water or magic will exorcise it.
608 An ill hound is visible on the ridge. If it is not slain (by holy water or exorcism magic) before your next encounter you’ll be at disadvantage the whole time.
609-613 Fen lake with occasional tall grass, 2-4’ deep, d6 cannibal mermaids leap out and try to eat party.
614-618 River that has to be forded (broken bridge) to head this way, 3-5’ deep, d6 cannibal mermaids leap out and try to eat party.
619-621 Road heads straight through a ruin, the caryatid columns are oddly intact. They come to life as stone golems and attempt to kill anyone within 10’ of the ruin.
622-623 Ruin in the center of a shallow lake, the caryatid columns are oddly intact. They come to life as stone golems and attempt to kill anyone within 10’ of the ruin.
624 Two-headed troll lives under a double bridge, second head is a wizard.
A long-disused well contains...625 ...a vicious wellwyrd.
626 ...three aggressive pit grubs. 627 ...a grabbing troll.
628 ...a spiralling thornchild.
629 ...a nymph whose song inspires victims to drown themselves.
An abandoned tower...
630-631 ...turns out to be a tower golem.
632-633 ...is home to five ogres.
634 ...is home to a troll that throws boulders at anyone passing.
A ruined church is home to...
637-638 ...a creeping needleman.
639-640 ...a troll amid bodies hanging from the rafters.
641-642 ...a hungry hallow treant whose branches fill the corridors.
643-645 ...a befouled pool of unholy water that has congealed into a wellwyrd.
A swamp contains...
647-648 ...a island of twisted trees that is actually the moss-covered back of a fen giant.
649-651 ...a crooked algae-covered hovel surrounded by malformed cranes, home to a green hag.
652-654 ...a needleman who stalks through water, stabbing prey with his long legs.
655-656 ...a rotting fortress that is actually a tower golem.
657-660 ...a copse of d6 twisted hallow treants.
661-664 ...a patch of glittering water that signals a wellwyrd.
A rotting castle contains...
665-666 ...ogres and the bodies of hogs they’ve stolen.
667-668 ...a muck-filled moat, home to a 3d4 pit grubs.
669-670 ...one tower that is actually a tower golem.
671 ...a troll and the virgins it kidnapped.
673-674 ...a moat overgrown with trees, one of which is a hallow
treant.
A crumbling graveyard...
675 ...contains a black reflecting pool, in which dwells a black-eyed
death nymph.
676-677 ...a gazebo where a grave-robbing two headed troll dwells,
looking for a second head.
678-679 ...where a massive hollow treant has fed for ages on the
blood of the unjustly slain.
680-681 ...a hag constructing “husbands” out of dead body parts.
A narrow bridge...
682-685 ...under which dwells a troll who demands you answer three
riddles or be eaten.
686-687 ...is the only way over a broad river for miles, and a Hallow Treant has completely grown through it.
A waterfall...
688-689 ...behind which sleeps a massive giant.
690-691 ...conceals a cave where a jealous nymph has enslaved a mighty sorcerer.
A hollow tree contains a valuable treasure but is home to...
692 ...d6 pit grubs.
693 ...a greedy forest nymph.
694-695 Hungry ogres (d4) live under an aqueduct.
An island in the center of a lake...
697 ...contains an island where a giant lives.
698 ...contains d8 needlemen who step through the shallow lake, spearing fish on their legs.
699 ...contains cannibal mermaids—d4-2 will swarm around any boat per round its on the water.
And if you're like "Oh what's a cannibal mermaid though?" so I also did a bestiary. It's still growing but it has all the monsters from these tables in them.
And I also wrote a bounty-hunting adventure to go with them, with a spooky swamp and a vampire.
It's called Meat On The Table -- Cube World 26.
