Charlotte Stokely was a wizard...
...but then The Black Metal Amazons of the Devoured Land cut her arms off.
Then she was a Sea Elf wizard...
...and Chameleon Women mutilated her with their machetes...
Then she was a Sea Elf druid...
...and a blob dissolved her and she rolled up a barbarian...
...now she's Penthouse Pet of the Month for May 2017...
...so good luck with that, Stokes.
...but then The Black Metal Amazons of the Devoured Land cut her arms off.
Then she was a Sea Elf wizard...
...and Chameleon Women mutilated her with their machetes...
Then she was a Sea Elf druid...
...and a blob dissolved her and she rolled up a barbarian...
...now she's Penthouse Pet of the Month for May 2017...
...so good luck with that, Stokes.
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This is actually true. |
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| Click to enlarge and see how Penthouse thinks Stokes is "The Total Package" because she's funny, likes football, got a full scholarship to Florida U and "participates in a weekly Dungeons & Dragons campaign". |
