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(Roll D30)
1. Dead pigs wrapped around dead cows.
2. Airport surrounded by dead trees.
3. Buildings trying to crush each other.
4. Hotel with gleaming (possibly stolen) modernist fixture retrofitted onto a totally neglected frame with duct tape and 2x4s.
5. D4 fat cops, tell PCs that they should keep their hands out of their pockets and that they resemble comic book characters that they don't actually resemble.
6. An artist hanging an art show while being interrupted by telephone calls and a vomiting dog.
7. Grubby sausage-shaped San Rio purse.
8. Socks with holes in them.
9. Unexpected gift from NPC (roll d4) (1) A female barbarian unexpectedly delivers 200 donuts and with serving wenches. (2) Dr Pepper (3) Homemade temporary tattoos (4) Slightly used womens' underwear
10. A formal dinner: the guests discuss the Laurel Canyon Conspiracy.
11. A cybernetic elephant.
12. A machine gun vending machine.
13. A wall-crawling mutant helps a disoriented woman descend stairs.
14. It appears to be a library but its actually a bar. The bartender belongs to a family that breeds genetically engineered animals. Someone in the bar knows the PCs by their deeds and has slept with the same people.
15. A jealous god slays the World's Fastest Fingers and the Originary Puppetmaster.
16. Actress known for clown porn and blood porn getting in her 5th car crash.
17. People eating cheeseburgers after screaming about death.
18. Man-scorpions holding a midget king prisoner in the center of the ruined city.
19. Behind a featureless room: Another room filled with pheasants, owls and songbirds.
20. Aliens and cripples atop a tall building in the center of the city.
21. Pornographers discussing art history in a japanese living room.
22. Cocaine addicts: (d4) 1-Enemies of PCs 2- Friends of PCs 3-Friends of friends of PCs 4-Power brokers
23. Intellectuals from opposing gangs negotiating a treaty.
24. Dissidents occupying the president's office.
25. A man named "Panther".
26. A woman being filmed while reading a novel and being sexually stimulated covertly by machines.
27. A man giving his car away to a whore for crack--for the second time.
28. A religious zealot being ignored on a train platform
29. Three people watching a video of millions of people watching a man have sex with a pig.
30. A grandmother sending a care package of apocalypse-damaged memorabilia to her son.
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Photo: Clayton Cubitt
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